bonerfart:

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

iamyouryazzy:

asvpfrenchie:

papinegro:

Elders and parents think it’s disrespectful to not let them disrespect you.

facts

I have never in my life read something so fucking accurate